Things I've written

• The Rockall Times is published on Britain's most remote islet to provide the residents of Rockall with news and analysis. I wrote the following stories:
• UK Government scoops top international award (20 December, 2004)
• Government foils new wave of al-Qaeda terror attacks (20 December, 2004)
• Stories about musicals and genies (27 September, 2004)
• BBC News to deploy child pundits (9 August, 2004)
• Scientists develop first 'intelligent' jockey (9 August, 2004)
• Blunkett announces radical alternative to ID cards (2 August, 2004)
• Weary scientists reclassify tomato as a vegetable (2 August, 2004)
• Home Office plans major prison shake-up (2 August, 2004)
• New Wave of Car Branding Targets Women (23 February, 2004) [Now also available in Swedish - click here]
• Shock News on House Prices (23 February, 2004)
• Brawling Philosophers in Hotel Rumpus Shame (16 February, 2004)
• Government slaps preservation order on WP document (16 February, 2004)
• The Liar is the regularly updated newspaper from comedy producers Pepperstock Productions. I wrote the following stories:
• Scientists develop new swearword [WARNING: Adults only] (5 August, 2004)
• DeadBrain is another satirical newspaper, with a particular fondness for taunting George W Bush (and who can blame them?). I've started to provide them with articles about the unscrupulous celebrity medium Abigail Molotov. This is a nice format, which allows me to see what dead celebrities might think of today's news.
• Blair meets Abigail Molotov, medium to the rich and powerful (6 August, 2004)